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Thursday, March 03, 2005

Top Dumb 25 Laws

Top 25 DUMB laws

It is illegal to bring a bomb or rocket at city council proceedings.
Location: United States, Montana, Billings

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Location: United States, New York

One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Location: United States, Illinois, Champaign

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Location: United States, California, Chico

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Location: United States, Alaska

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Location: United States, Florida

Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Location: United States, Arizona

Idiots may not vote. Location:
United States, New Mexico

Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
Location: United Kingdom, York

Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.
Location: United States, California, Walnut

It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Location: United States, California, Pacific Grove

It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.
Location: United Kingdom

It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Location: United States, Arizona, Tombstone

Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.
Location: United States, Utah, Trout Creek

It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
Location: United States, Illinois, Chicago

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Location: United States, Kansas

You may not ride an ugly horse.
Location: United States, Washington, Wilbur

The molestation of trash cans is banned.
Location: United States, Florida, Daytona Beach

Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
Location: United States, Illinois, Chicago

Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
Location: United States, Florida, Tampa

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
Location: United States, Arizona

Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".
Location: United States, New York, New York

Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. Location: United States, Texas, Houston

Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
Location: United States, Louisiana


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